我只用了一把点22的手枪就在一头灰熊的袭击中幸存了下来。

而被我击中膝盖的朋友就没那么走运了。

Using only a .22 pistol I survived a grizzly bear attack.

My friend, who I shot in the knee, wasn't so lucky.
--stallion

当詹姆斯·邦德出国时，他会被称作+44 07。

知道这一点的人不多。
When James Bond is abroad he is known as +44 07.

Not a lot of people know that.--ianwatkins

我走进卧室发现老婆的尸体就平躺在床上。我看着她了无生机的身体，决定最后再来一炮。

就在我快要进去的时候，她突然睁开眼大喊了一声：“咘！”

说真的，有些人真的是脑子里有大病。
I walked in the bedroom to find my wife's dead body laying there on the bed. I looked at her lifeless body and decided to have one more go on her.

Just as I was getting into it she opened her eyes and shouted BOO!

Honestly some people really are sick in the head!---sickipaedo1

我带盲人女友去看电影，散场后她说：“生活还真是残酷呀，我生来就是双眼失明，而你天生没有大拇指甲盖。”
I took my blind girlfriend to the pictures and afterwards she said “isn’t life cruel, I was born blind and you without a nail on your thumb “---contrabombarde

当你说种族歧视的言论时，所有人都会骂你是个种族歧视者，但没人会骂你是谎话精。
Say racist shit and everyone calls you a racist, but no one calls you a liar. ---karmageddon

哪个单词以N打头，以R结尾，而且还是你永远不愿用来称呼黑人的？

Neighbour(邻居)
What starts with N, ends in R and is something you never wanna call a black person?

NEIGHBOUR--mandylost

为什么《摩登原始人》里面没有黑人？

因为他们还没进化好。
Why were there no black people in the Flinstones?

They hadn't evolved yet.---okipaul

在我小的时候，妈妈会在我的午餐盒子里放字条，写着“你最棒，爱你哟”。很温馨，但我还是更想要三明治。
when I was a kid my mum would leave notes in my lunch box. You're amazing, I love you. It was nice but I would have preferred sandwiches ---zinger549

听说每4个人里就有1个人具备成为连环杀手的潜质。

因此我把我的3个好朋友全干掉了。

现在我应该安全了。
They say that one out of every four people has the potential to be a serial killer.

So I killed three of my close friends.

I should be safe now.---STALLION

昨天我去看了一位信仰治疗师。完全是浪费钱。她的技术烂到有一个坐轮椅的伙计都站起来走掉了。
I went to see a faith healer yesterday What a waste of money She was so shit even the bloke in the wheelchair got up and walked out --skibum1963

我老婆不喜欢我给她买的车，她想要的是3秒就能从0到140的。

于是我就给这肥婆娘买了个浴室称。
my wife didnt like the car i bought her, she wants something that goes from 0 to 140 in 3 seconds.

so i bought the fat bastard a set of bathroom scales. --johnnysins

在英国该如何称呼漂亮妹子？

游客。
What do you call pretty girls in the UK?

Tourists...-apollo17