[旧作重提]还在为圣诞礼物头疼?从这找点灵感吧!
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胖子彤我昨天看到那篇i Just Had Sex,因为本人是Saturday Night Live迷,所以就想到了这首
母亲节到了,却因太忙而忘记帮母亲准备礼物了,
两位孝顺有爱的小伙子灵机一动,
既然我们都是“爱”母亲的人,那么就让我们成为彼此母亲的“爱”人吧...
曲调清新悠扬,歌词朗朗上口,
短短3分钟里将儿子对母亲的爱抒发的淋漓尽致,荡气回肠...
你听过
而客串母亲的分别是好莱坞常青树Patricia Clarkson和奥斯卡影后Susan Sarandon
以下是视频:
特附高清无码未剪切版歌词:
Andy Samberg (AS) : Oh dang
Justin Timberlake (JT) :What is it dawg?
AS : I forgot its Mothers Day.
JT : didn't get a gift for her.
AS : Other plans got in the way. She'll be so disappointed.
JT: Damn I forgot it too.
AS: This could have been avoided. Both: What the hell are we gonna do?
JT: My moms been so for long, ever since my daddy left.
AS: cold
JT: No one to hold her tight, life has put her to the test.
AS: I know just what you mean, my moms been so sad and gray
JT: Word
AS: My dad cant satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.
Both: Hold up.
AS: You thinkin what Im thinkin?
JT: Im thinkin Im thinkin too
Both: Slow up
AS: What time is it dawg?
JT: Its time for a switcharoo
Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break em off
Show em how much they really mean cause ....Im a Mother Lover
youre a Mother Lover
We should f@#k each others mothers
JT:F@#k each others moms
You've seen that place that you came out as a baby
aint no doubt that sh!t is crazy
F@#k each others moms
Both:
cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night
If doing it is wrong, I dont wanna be right
Im callin on you cause I cant do it myself
to me you're like a brother, so be my mother loverAS: Im layin in the cut waitin for your mom
clutchin on this lube and roses
JT: I got my digital camera,
Im gonna make your momma do a million poses
AS: They will be so surprised
JT: We are so cool and thoughtful
AS: Cant wait to pork your mom
JT: Im gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Show??d off
JT: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Both: Straight up
AS: Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggystyle
Both: This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mothers Day
They have to rename this one
All up under the covers dayCause Im a Mother Lover
youre a Mother Lover
We should f@#k each others mothers
JT:F@#k each others moms
Ill push in their place
where you came out as a baby
aint no doubt that sh!t is crazy
F@#k each others moms
AS:Break it downIt would be my honor to be your new step-father
JT: It would be my honor to be your new step-father
AS:I'll let you do my mother
make me another brother
and Im gonna do your mother
Ill never use a rubber
JT: OHcause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night
If doing it is wrong, I dont wanna be right
Im callin on you cause I cant do it myself
to me youre like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so Im a sex her right
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover
Happy mother's day