阿贵与媳妇的恩怨情仇
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#这篇DIGG STORY的精彩之处在于它的回复，比如以下：
"Susan! I'm home!"
"Oh, Hi Morty."
"Where's dinner?"
"Morty?! You promise we'd see a movie tonight! I though we could have a romantic dinner without the kids afterwards..."
"Susan, please, I had a hard day at work, Just make me a sandwich..."
"MORTY! I'm always the one that hunts the food. I can't do this anymore! -sigh- Junior got another D on his report card this afternoon."
"Susan, please, I'm so tired of this crap, if you don't shut up..."
"This again!? My mother always said, 'No Susan, don't marry him, marry that nice elephant from across the savannah.'
but no I said, he'll be fine, I said, 'he'll provide for his wife and cubs'"
"Jesus christ Sue... Get over here!"
"No Morty!"
让我们来把它“中国国情”化吧：
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“老婆，我回来啦”
“老公下班了？”
“开饭了吧？”
“老公，不是说好了今晚去看电影的嘛！我以为咱今晚在外面吃烛光晚餐呢”
“老婆大人，我已经忙了一天了，你就不能给我做点吃的啊”
“阿贵！难道在你眼里我就只是个烧饭的黄脸婆吗？..唉..下午咱家小明又往家里搬了个鸭蛋..你说这孩子..”
“桂花你能不能别罗嗦了...”
“怎么了！怎么了？！我说我当年就真该听我妈的劝，嫁给大军多好啊，亏我还在她跟前说了你一箩筐好听的！”
“你＊＊＊..还让不让人活了..不高兴就别过了！”
“你说什么！你说什么？！你这没良心的！我今天...”
