搜索引擎说唱大对决（二）Google Vs. Yahoo

第二发，Google Vs. Yahoo，Go～

Yahoo先手：
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他的皮肤是苍白
我的特色是多彩
他白的多么惹人怜惜
倒也确认了他和创始人的关系（说Sergei和Larry白）
听说你要拯救世界，厉害
听说你还不做坏事，女孩～
比比目标我的宏大你的渺小
网路code看起来不错，其实投机取巧
网络引擎对影成三
难道你和Ask Jeeves在搞断背山？
从92年来你就没有变过
脑袋里总会出现：yahoo的干活！

Google接招：
这个谁啊让我瞧瞧，这是不是天堂？
我以为你早已经和□□（Alta Vista）和莱克（Lycros）并列死亡
我比你强这你自己也知道
于是你给我钱帮你投放广告
老的和雅达利（Atari，任天堂之前的游戏品牌）一样你没得玩了
我开你的网页结果失败，因为safari不耐烦了
说来听听牛仔，你也觉得爽么？
我最好，他还成，你根本就是破烂
你设计的起劲还是这么混乱
天啊这家伙的名字里还带个惊叹！
让你瞧瞧的股票价值连城
让你知道你的索引根本不行

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Yahoo:
His skin is so pale, he's already fatigued
The only sports you play are in my fantasy league
Look at this guy, hes so white that its scary
This guy is whiter than Sergei and Larry
I heard your new motto for saving the world
You do no evil, if evil's a girl
My design is the biggest, yours is much smaller
That rainbow is fruity, like your free Odwalla
Uh, and who's countin too?
You asked Jeeves for a brokeback mountain view
You haven't changed your style since 1992
You cant get my name out your head, Ya-hoo!

Google:
Who is this guy? is he still alive folks?
I thought he died with Alta Vista and Lycos
Im smarter than you, and you know it, its sad
Thats why you pay me to serve all your ads
You got no game, youre old like Atari,
I tried to load his homepage - it broke on Safari
Tell me cowboy, do you feel lucky?
Im the good, hes the bad, youre just the ugly
Trying too hard, your design is insane
This guy has an exclamation point in his name!
You wanna test my manhood? you'll see my stock rise
Lets both lift our hoods and compare index size