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致富信息:FaceDrink 社交功能饮料

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在老美那里流行的Facebook 有了异父不同母的饮料品牌FaceDrink ,并且这东西还在Amazon 上以18美元6罐子的价格出售

就像你看到的介绍一样,这种饮料宣称可以提供给你强大的社交能量,让你在1个小时内变成社交高手,较有无数 :D ,更牛逼的如果你要去面试的话一定得来一罐这样的饮料,因为它会让你在面试官前显得无比牛逼。

cOOL,来一罐吧。

@oioi:在国内是不是应该叫做微博雪碧?人人可乐?


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TOTAL COMMENTS: 38+1

  1. FireKDragon
    @6 years ago
    938639

    脸汁么

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  2. 菊花又见菊花
    @6 years ago
    938640

    菊花强力插入~

  3. 碎想
    @6 years ago
    938643

    发现错别字…应该是交配的交…

  4. Snowlin大丽丸
    @6 years ago
    938645

    呃,一定是因为加了“勇气药丸“吧!

  5. 938646

    老美没有告它夸大功效的咩

  6. 938649

    我觉得就是伏特加吧

  7. 蚂骚儿张
    @6 years ago
    938653

    难道比红牛还给力?

  8. 温柔可爱小狗狗
    @6 years ago
    938665

    话说喝了那坑爹的东东不停打嗝,谁都不由得探头看看那二逼青年到底是谁

  9. 938677

    face my life……..

  10. ggarlic
    @6 years ago
    938690

    豆瓣酱,煎蛋盖饭

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  11. ymxjxfs
    @6 years ago
    938692

    交友无数,终于看懂了

  12. 敏感词
    @6 years ago
    938705

    Rajesh Koothrappali肯定会购买的,一定的!

  13. 938715

    沙发桑,那个直译就得叫用脸喝(难道可以拿来泼情敌毁容么~?)灵活点就叫面子饮~~

    喝了伏特加可能只是把面试官修理了。。。喝这个就会变成人肉核武吧。。。?

  14. 938716

    I bought SEVERAL CACES OF THIS DRIND thinking that I would really be able to build my social network. I started handing them out all over, at work, on the street, at posh social events that I had to sneak into because I don’t have a social network and never get invited. The problem is, even though I have handed out well OVER A HUNDRED OF THESE, my social networks don’t seem to be growing. I thought I would get notified when someone opens one that I handed out, but I can’t figure out what link I am supposed to click on to see those. The name starts with “face” after all, so I thought that would be the logical place, but then I also noticed that the little button near the bottom looks like it is Twitter Blue, so I am really confused.
    愿链后面的评论….

  15. 938717

    原,打错字了oi~oi~

  16. OM雷帝嘎嘎
    @6 years ago
    938721

    美帝的饮料商终于学会天朝的思维习惯了。
    OIOI在主贴吐槽,果然下面大家黑天朝的劲头就小了 :)

  17. daydream
    @6 years ago
    938728

    酒之于Raj么?

  18. Gintoki
    @6 years ago
    938735

    买这个饮料的就已经被放到安慰剂组了

  19. 乌鸦
    @6 years ago
    938746

    微薄奶粉 人人调和油

  20. 938771

    应该叫“微博傻、碧”“人人可笑”

  21. 亿万潮湿
    @6 years ago
    938773

    这正是我需要的,能提高射交能力的淫品~

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  22. Harlowin
    @6 years ago
    938774

    faced rink

  23. shadowmint
    @6 years ago
    938778

    同学,不来一发么?

  24. 子非鱼
    @6 years ago
    938788

    MP药水~~释放技能必备

  25. 铁蛋货车侠
    @6 years ago
    938789

    适用于谢耳朵吗

  26. 甜星星
    @6 years ago
    938792

    应该是适用于RAJ哈哈

  27. 一颗小番茄
    @6 years ago
    938805

    包邮么?亲

  28. valenr
    @6 years ago
    938806

    成分如下:
    水,牛磺酸,柠檬酸,抗坏血酸,咖啡因,苯甲酸钠,山梨酸钾, 人工和天然香料,绿茶,瓜拉纳果(汁),三氯蔗糖,叶酸, 不认识。

    看上去就是普通的功能饮料,类似红牛但不如红牛强劲。
    大概是佳得乐的水平那样。
    还是绿茶口味的……

  29. BlackGlory
    @6 years ago
    938807

    我觉得应该取名为:来一发

  30. 938809

    实在是宅男福音~~~

  31. 938848

    绿茶口味的饮料,肚子不舒服时不能喝,有点限制。

  32. 938863

    @: 咩哈哈

  33. 938933

    VC,B12神马的,这不是坑爹么。。。

  34. jasmine
    @6 years ago
    939078

    Raj 可以试一试

  35. 车轴草
    @6 years ago
    939096

    哇~脸饮

  36. 939219

    肉盾快给我买瓶这玩意 莫MP了~

  37. 大泽印章
    @6 years ago
    939760

    http://www.diyyz.com/ 看不懂这是神马饮料

  38. 945037

    Raj有救了

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