@ 2011.06.21 , 18:35
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[v] 老款诺基亚?白送都不要!

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每个人都知道,拥有一个iPhone也意味着附带了较大的破财可能。带着闪亮外壳的手机在外面晃悠,一不小心就被刺伤了,然后手机就被抢跑了。所以,为什么不使用一个有点尴尬的老式诺基亚来替代?

这个BBC的笑话也不是一个坏主意!我的意思是,你会失去手机地图功能、相机、视频、互联网、免费手电筒等等各种应用程序,但这些都是小事。您真正需要的是贪吃蛇。21世纪的小伙子们,就把纸质地图随身携带在你的口袋里吧。

好吧,看看下面这个搞笑的视频:via Gizmodo


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  1. 863248

    开头背景音乐是什么

  2. shadow
    @6 years ago
    818806

    送了iphone给非洲猪们他们都不能充电

  3. shadow
    @6 years ago
    818805

    非洲同学表示只爱老款诺基亚

  4. eating
    @6 years ago
    817805

    这段视频有个小bug 1分28秒时 手机被匪徒拿到手上了
    1分37秒时 手机却到了小伙子手上

  5. 816343

    带帽子的黑人在英剧hustle里打过酱油

  6. 饼子
    @6 years ago
    815022

    好伤啊

  7. 冻豆腐小姐
    @6 years ago
    814531

    您真正需要的是贪吃蛇。

    为什么没人注意这一句呢?!

  8. 色域迷踪
    @6 years ago
    814496

    25秒好像听到我他妈Wo Ta Ma

  9. 814398

    为毛我听着这些英语就像中文的口音…

  10. 814358

    有次凌晨4点加班完了回去,半路被2好汉拦路抢劫。。手机摸出来一看,好汉甲:他娘的,小灵通!不要!好汉乙:乖乖,比我姥姥用的还古老,居然是黑白屏幕的。

  11. 814197

    这个配色淘宝找不到啊~

  12. 挣扎
    @6 years ago
    813899

    不懂鸟语….

  13. 一定要打称呼么
    @6 years ago
    813871

    求这个配色的 国内有么 淘宝???

  14. Juaner
    @6 years ago
    813841

    什么型号啊

  15. 813723

    主要是……黑人口音还要混上英国音啊……

  16. mamere
    @6 years ago
    813698

    还是有和弦的呢,老的手机只有mid,吱吱叫的。

  17. 813686

    谁啊,完全高估煎蛋众的英语听力了

  18. 林嗡九
    @6 years ago
    813656

    看完视频我对这相谈甚欢的俩货是怎样的傻缺表示疑问后突然发现我完全听不懂对话却一直看完并开怀大笑也很傻缺 这让我很纠结以至于我想求翻译

  19. wecare
    @6 years ago
    813645

    *開場音樂,黑小伙略為緊張地走過隧道.
    出來後.
    劫匪出場:give me your phone.
    小伙:what?
    匪:GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NOW!
    小伙:here man take it.
    匪掉頭就走.
    走不到兩步,匪就回來了.
    匪拿著手機,面罩都不要了,激動地說:WTF IS THAT?
    小伙:what?
    匪: ^%#@@^is old..(聽不到…高手請補完) what am i mean to do with this?
    伙:what you mean man this is a good phone.
    匪:EO7. what the hell is a EO7?
    ay excuse me man have you ever heard a eo7 before?
    huh? u see what im sayin?
    伙:God! its a design classic!changerble covers, good battery life man!
    u should take it its a good phone!
    匪: does it have 3G?
    伙:no…..but it got good signal though.
    check this out.
    see when i went ^%$%@(地名吧…不懂) yea?
    匪:yea yea yea..
    伙:and i was getting in the elevator
    匪:u went in the middle? (這句不太好大家看片腦補吧)
    伙:yeayeayeayeayea. bruh i got 4 pulse(4格信號)! u get me?
    匪:nono
    伙:but i swear though.
    and plus,it got games u know, snakes u like snakes yea?
    匪:well i never actually played snake. its that a good game?
    伙:promise. good!
    匪:does it got maps on it?
    伙:nah nah nah nothin like than man. but it got some screams in there.
    check it out check it out.
    匪轉身:well thats a cat face.
    伙:nonono wait a sec wait a sec.things coming.
    (喵~)
    兩人:ohh~~hoho~~
    伙:the cow wic(這句不太懂) it just wics like 喵~
    and plus, its pay as u go.no contract, u dont tie into Nothin.
    匪:u know what.im gonna take it.
    伙:yea take it.
    匪:give it to my little sister
    伙:forget ur little sister bruh! i see u with that. I SEE U WITH THAT!
    the phone is for u here take it. run.. run.
    手機響了 白人少女走過笑了.
    匪還了手機.
    伙:oh come on dont be like that. bruh we can change the ringtone!
    ay bruh come to my house man. ill offer u a charger!

    汗. 看到有些蛋友迷惑了打算打出對話. 原來也挺難的啊..

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