@ 2011.05.16 , 13:28

[v]纽约地铁惊现舔鞋男子

这个世界上总是有太多让我们看不懂的事情,比如说,这段摄于5月11日晚纽约地铁上的视频……

这位大叔是喝高了?脑残了?行为艺术了?锻炼KJ技巧?还是纯粹只是深深地爱着自己的鞋子(我想起了纽约某党在电视辩论中的一段话……)?
不管怎么说,他的鞋子是干净了,而其他乘客们也都一脸淡定的样子……
Youtube/优酷

//视频摄录者还华丽丽地赋诗一首……

:::The Shoe Licker Poem:::
So there I was, minding my own business, in my seat on the train.
Reading ads that zoomed by and passively listening to the repetitive announcements again.
When I noticed the guy across from me, laughing awkwardly, and staring down yonder.
WTH could it be, I wonder.
So, I proceeded to follow his eye's path and was amazed at what I saw.
There it was, in plain sight, was a man sitting quietly next to the middle door.
Ferociously polishing his Sunday's best, like nothing was wrong.
Dumbfounded when he took off his shoes and began washing it with his tongue.
A wise and clever passenger, could not think it unfair.
For me to take out my camera and start recording right there.
And that's exactly what I did.
It surely served him right.
You can't expect to spit and clean that shoe.
And don't expect a small red light.


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