@ 2010.12.21 , 11:49
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[旧作重提]还在为圣诞礼物头疼?从这找点灵感吧!

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胖子彤我昨天看到那篇i Just Had Sex,因为本人是Saturday Night Live迷,所以就想到了这首。不是最新的,我记得好像是09年时候的呢,但是的确挺好玩的。

母亲节到了,却因太忙而忘记帮母亲准备礼物了,
两位孝顺有爱的小伙子灵机一动,
既然我们都是“爱”母亲的人,那么就让我们成为彼此母亲的“爱”人吧...
曲调清新悠扬,歌词朗朗上口,
短短3分钟里将儿子对母亲的爱抒发的淋漓尽致,荡气回肠...

你听过么?如果没有先去听吧...这首是上次贾斯汀主持Saturday Night Live并唱了之后的又一力作!!!演唱者Justin Timberlake和Andy Samberg
而客串母亲的分别是好莱坞常青树Patricia Clarkson和奥斯卡影后Susan Sarandon

以下是视频:

特附高清无码未剪切版歌词:

Andy Samberg (AS) : Oh dang
Justin Timberlake (JT) :What is it dawg?
AS : I forgot its Mothers Day.
JT : didn't get a gift for her.
AS : Other plans got in the way. She'll be so disappointed.
JT: Damn I forgot it too.
AS: This could have been avoided. Both: What the hell are we gonna do?
JT: My moms been so for long, ever since my daddy left.
AS: cold
JT: No one to hold her tight, life has put her to the test.
AS: I know just what you mean, my moms been so sad and gray
JT: Word
AS: My dad cant satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.
Both: Hold up.
AS: You thinkin what Im thinkin?
JT: Im thinkin Im thinkin too
Both: Slow up
AS: What time is it dawg?
JT: Its time for a switcharoo
Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break em off
Show em how much they really mean cause ....

Im a Mother Lover
youre a Mother Lover
We should f@#k each others mothers
JT:F@#k each others moms
You've seen that place that you came out as a baby
aint no doubt that sh!t is crazy
F@#k each others moms
Both:
cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night
If doing it is wrong, I dont wanna be right
Im callin on you cause I cant do it myself
to me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

AS: Im layin in the cut waitin for your mom
clutchin on this lube and roses
JT: I got my digital camera,
Im gonna make your momma do a million poses
AS: They will be so surprised
JT: We are so cool and thoughtful
AS: Cant wait to pork your mom
JT: Im gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Show??d off
JT: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Both: Straight up
AS: Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggystyle
Both: This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mothers Day
They have to rename this one
All up under the covers day

Cause Im a Mother Lover
youre a Mother Lover
We should f@#k each others mothers
JT:F@#k each others moms
Ill push in their place
where you came out as a baby
aint no doubt that sh!t is crazy
F@#k each others moms
AS:Break it down

It would be my honor to be your new step-father
JT: It would be my honor to be your new step-father
AS:I'll let you do my mother
make me another brother
and Im gonna do your mother
Ill never use a rubber
JT: OH

cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night
If doing it is wrong, I dont wanna be right
Im callin on you cause I cant do it myself
to me youre like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so Im a sex her right
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover
Happy mother's day


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TOTAL COMMENTS: 17+1

  1. 680006

    坚决不过生蛋节

  2. 680010

    @AK: 乐呵乐呵呗,也没啥宗教不宗教的

  3. 茅草
    @7 years ago
    680012

    just had sex很8错,音乐好听,节奏够劲
    歌词其实可以忽略了,就是小恶搞显才啊

  4. fancal
    @7 years ago
    680015

    剩蛋快乐

  5. 680016

    mother lover…..虽然以前听过,但是依旧惊艳……

  6. christopher
    @7 years ago
    680017

    QQ里800年不说话的同学突然对我说
    “快到 卖力可立撕摩斯了 送我套QQ秀吧”

    按你娘咧 !

  7. 680021

    @christopher: 。。QQ秀。。囧。。。

  8. 熊猫大熊猫
    @7 years ago
    680029

    哦……我爱贾婷婷……

  9. ivanchaos
    @7 years ago
    680052

    呃……这歌我可以简易理解为俩哥们对骂“我×你妈”么

  10. 胖子彤越来越神经...
    @7 years ago
    680065

    @ivanchaos:
    人家歌叫 Mother Lover
    你的歌叫 Mother F*cker

  11. 傻HIHI
    @7 years ago
    680070

    这是神马。。。justin?

  12. 有必要么
    @7 years ago
    680092

    谁能加个字幕神马的

  13. WhySoSerious
    @7 years ago
    680102

    “圣诞节准备的怎么样了?”
    “我又不是基督徒,为什么要过圣诞?”
    “因为大家都过啊”
    “好吧,那我应该准备什么?”
    “哦,要忙好一阵呢。。。话说你有女朋友吗”
    “没”
    “好的,圣诞没你什么事了”

  14. 杨枝甘露
    @7 years ago
    680624

    看样子没看出是JT,但他一开口便被我听了出来~~
    JT万岁~~~~~!!!!!

  15. 终于倒在SNB之前
    @7 years ago
    680791

    @杨枝甘露: 嗯,直到这首我才发现dick in a box是谁和谁唱的。他们伪装得太好了。

  16. kenneth
    @7 years ago
    681850

    Dick in a box比較好聽

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