沙发

人肉断句后谷歌翻译结果：
他妈的塔科泥kipz ！球麻袋

恩 很不和谐

黑客+愤青

@reallycsc: 球麻袋 是一句日语吗？

他们没有绿坝么

@暴走香菜丸子: 这种高科技只有天朝才有啊！！建议出口～～

没准除了脏话就是人名了～

typo: 清楚 -> 清除

@larkarmx: 呃，我这就修改。

哎。。第一次见到传说中的超载鸡。。

“哇，黄色图片~~会吸引绿坝娘撒~~”

Mudkipz很难直译, 经常逛4chan的同学会明白是什么意思
Ball sack就是男同学铅笔旁边的袋子

中文里就像
“法克鱿
马勒戈壁
草泥马”
有文化背景的粗口而已

央视18号的G.访谈 破解了其中的关键字……B××××

MudKipz的词源
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A long time ago, a kid asked another kid that was crazy about pokemon if he liked mudkips. The kid answered with very bad grammar and very enthusiasticly that he loved them. The first person asked if he would f*** one and before he said “if you were a mudkip” the kid agreed in the affirmative. The first kid said that he happened to have a mudkip doll with him and when he pulled it out, the mudkip lover had whipped off his pants and was on the ground actually f***ing it.

Not to get between a man and his mudkipz, the guy stepped away while a crowd began to form around the strange boy. (The following is what is believed to happen) A girl tried to take the doll, the insane boy bit her. Naturally this pissed off her football-captain esque boyfriend who gathered some of his buddies and beat the living s*** out of the kid. (The following is confirmed)

When a teacher came, the students were sent to their classrooms. Eventually, there was an announcement over the loudspeaker that requested the football team members to come forward and also an individual who had thrown a flaming plush mudkip doll into the library. Over the loudspeaker came the voice of a woman later identified as the weird boy’s mother screaming “You little motherfuckers, I’ll sue!” But was quickly shut down.

So I ask you, do you leik mudkipz?

@三藏绽放: 噢。了解。

@Fmy: 呃……

Taco是日语“章鱼”的意思，引申义为“傻缺”

北京公交车上的显示屏经常出现乱码，看起来这玩意儿不是很稳定，要是我能弄到张原理图，我也想把那东东给破了，这东西实在没有什么科技含量。

怎么加头像，我还不会

电影 鹰眼 里面，高级电脑鹰眼就经常在各个显示牌上给主角们提示~~~

mudkipz 也就是mud ki p z
妈的 个 婊子
我就是这么理解的，恩。

OIOI那句经典

@GELL: 哪句？

Mudkip是第258号神奇宝贝 (因为宠物小精灵已经被暴雨娱乐抢去做商标了?)

如果在我们的公交站牌上也能看到经典的国骂 那该是怎样一个盛世的局面