@ 2009.04.07 , 15:12
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4岁小孩打911求救数学问题[update视频]

煎蛋有困难找警察办事处oioi:这是一段有趣的录音,据说是来自911接线员……点击下面的播放器可听,幼嫩童声VS警察叔叔叔叔
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录音中一个年仅4岁的小孩向911接线员求救一个数学问题:16-8=?和5-5=?。接线员很无语,不过也没有挂掉电话(oioi:但很冷的是接线员也没有告诉小孩答案),而是询问小孩:How much do you think it is ……

本次通话,最终被小孩的母亲发现并制止,他们的对话如下:
妈妈: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
(Johny 你认为你在干什么)
小鬼头: The policeman is helping me with my math.You said if I need help to call somebody.
(警察叔叔正在帮助我解决数学问题。你说了,假如我需要帮助,就打电话给某人)
妈妈: I didn’t mean the police.
(囧)

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寻要字幕的童鞋時をかける述已经在80楼做好了中文字幕。另外童鞋時をかける述说这个小孩是个女孩。因为最后接线员说的是listen to her mother,个人认为不是digg上写的listen to the mother。

firecross 找到了: Math Homework 911 Call 带字幕的视频,并穿到了优酷上。以下是视频:

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  1. 408745

    diva 说 :
    2009.04.11 11:15 am
    80楼的,关于listen to the mother就是“听妈妈的话”,应该不是“听她妈妈的话”listen to her mother啊,电话录音里警察跟谁说话呢

    其实前者更口语化,警察转给其它第三方说,前面更顺口,另,the是不是有’限定,唯一’的意思?这里我翻译成—听这个小孩她妈妈的话. the限定只是这个小孩的妈妈,此刻的唯一性.

  2. 時をかける述
    @9 years ago
    291138

    @imagine: 我也想過這個問題……可是那個小孩的聲音和最後的”her”讓我堅定不下來,之後又想了一下,給一個山裏人說“李宇春”這個名字他們會認爲是什麽性別呢?大部分應該認爲是女生吧,只是實際上……

  3. 激情五月天
    @9 years ago
    268114

    very good

  4. ddiioo
    @9 years ago
    266327

    #10 linxco 说 :
    2009.04.07 3:55 pm
    avatar

    小时候经常打119,响一声就挂掉。

    没有教养,令人生厌!

  5. 266284

    @Young。: 可以,你给个连接吧

  6. Young。
    @9 years ago
    266237

    我能转到我的blog上么,我是说字幕?

  7. AvatarKing
    @9 years ago
    266122

    take away

  8. Spolarbear
    @9 years ago
    266001

    外国的警察叔叔挺有人情味的

  9. fafagaga
    @9 years ago
    265591

    take away 没问题,口语的一种,

    google也会算,呵呵

    http://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=10+take+away+5&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=10+take+away+5&fp=Hqa5PdqgQ9M

  10. 265404

    80楼的,关于listen to the mother就是“听妈妈的话”,应该不是“听她妈妈的话”listen to her mother啊,电话录音里警察跟谁说话呢

    Johnny不是女孩吧

  11. manboo
    @9 years ago
    265273

    有趣。。占个位。。

  12. 264924

    時をかける述是不是日本人咱不知道,但乔尼应该是男孩名字吧

  13. imagine
    @9 years ago
    264857

    @時をかける述: Johnny是个女孩名么…

  14. 半afk不抢沙发了
    @9 years ago
    264822

    啊呀 回来一看这帖子都这么high了……

  15. antxeme
    @9 years ago
    264149

    这小孩真的很可爱。我以后小孩也叫打110好了。

  16. 264148

    @時をかける述: 你真是!能人。好的,我给你添加上。

  17. 時をかける述
    @9 years ago
    264144

    @睡_神:

    数学作业呼叫911

    一个小鬼头拨打911求救自己的数学作业。

    引用

    接线员:(录音) 911 紧急热线。

    小鬼头:你好我需要一些帮助。

    接线员:发生什么事情了?怎……

    小鬼头:我的数学。

    接线员:你的嘴怎么了?

    小鬼头:不是,是我的数学。我必须去做。

    接线员:什……

    小鬼头:你会帮助我吗?

    接线员:当然。(呼吸加重)(敲击)你住在哪里?(严肃)

    小鬼头:……不是是我的数学。

    接线员:是啊我知道,我……(咳嗽)只是你住在哪里?

    小鬼头:不,我想让你在电话上和我讲……

    接线员:(咳嗽)不我不能那么做。我可以(压紧话筒)派其他人去帮助你。

    小鬼头:……好吧,嗯……

    接线员:你有什么样的数学需要帮助?

    小鬼头:……我需要,我需要减去。

    接线员:哦你必须要做减去呀?

    小鬼头:是的。

    接线员:好吧,那问题是什么?(呼吸加重)

    小鬼头:嗯……你必须要帮助我的数学……

    接线员:好啊~告诉我那个数学问题是什么~(喝水)

    小鬼头:……好的。“十六……”

    接线员:……恩……

    小鬼头:“……减去八……”

    接线员:……呃恩……

    小鬼头:……是多少?

    接线员:这样你先告诉我你觉得它是多少?

    小鬼头:……我不知绕,“一?”

    接线员:……不是……你多大?

    小鬼头:我只有四岁。

    接线员:四岁?

    小鬼头:是的呀~

    接线员:……是的……另一个问题是什么,这是个比较难的。(呼吸加重)(敲击)

    小鬼头:嗯……哦这里有一个。五减去五。

    接线员:(笑)五减去五……然后你觉得这个是多少?

    小鬼头:……五。

    少妇:Johnny你在干什么?!

    小鬼头:警官正在帮助我的数学!

    少妇:我怎么和你说的别玩电话!

    接线员:仔细听她妈妈……(严肃)

    小鬼头:你说过当我需要帮助时……就打电话给别的……

    少妇:但我没说是警察!!!(接线员笑:赫赫,哟……)

    建议点击原链接收听。

    小生亲自撰写,还请多多指教。

    digg的文字明细和Youtube的画面明细较之都不是比较接近真实的。Youtube的”Math Call to 911″已删减,youku亦如此,digg的”Math Homework 911 Call”好些,只是部分字符较之不接近真实。

    收听原声请猛击此处:digg原链接音频

    还有我想说的是这个小孩是个女孩。因为最后接线员说的是listen to her mother,个人认为不是digg上写的listen to the mother。

    标题也不是A boy calls而应该是A girl calls。

  18. viiaan
    @9 years ago
    264116

    他妈像个疯狗一样

  19. 空間を渡り歩く輝
    @9 years ago
    264048

    @時をかける述: 你强悍d= =b

  20. angelia
    @9 years ago
    263910

    16-8 5-5是4岁水平么?
    我家小盆友4岁半,做3位数加减 我嫂子还说比同龄小孩学得慢…中国小孩真可怜啊

  21. 263906

    7 苏大爷 说 :
    2009.04.07 3:30 pm
    这帖子白天不会火,人都上班呢,怎么听啊。。
    ———————————————————————–
    现在听不了,还是回家再听

  22. 睡_神
    @9 years ago
    263802

    给个中文版字幕呗

  23. 晒太阳的诺米
    @9 years ago
    263783

    哎呀。这个警察叔叔还是蛮闲的类~~治安好。。。

  24. 263773

    @時をかける述: 您的作风相当严谨啊~

  25. 范妮
    @9 years ago
    263650

    So cute

  26. 汤圆
    @9 years ago
    263631

    太可爱了,小弟弟和警察叔叔都很好玩

  27. 不相信捺捺
    @9 years ago
    263618

    等等 那个孩子叫囧尼 明明是男孩子名字 为什么那警察以为是女孩 还是说 因为以为是女孩 所以才聊这么久!!

  28. 時をかける述
    @9 years ago
    263614

    Math Homework 911 Call

    A boy calls 911 to get help with is math homework.

    Quote

    Operator: (playback) 911 emergency.
    Child: Yeah I need some help.
    Operator: What’s the matter? What…
    Child: With my math.
    Operator: With your mouth?
    Child: No, with my math. I have to do it.
    Operator:Wh…
    Child:Will you help me?
    Operator: Sure. (breath) (knock) Where do you live? (serious)
    Child: …No with my math.
    Operator: Yeah I know. I… (cough) Where do you live though?
    Child: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone…
    Operator: (cough) No I can’t do that. I can (press) send someone else to help you.
    Child: …Okay, um…
    Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
    Child: …I have, I have take-aways.
    Operator: Oh you gotta do the take-aways?
    Child: Yeah.
    Operator: All right, what’s the problem? (breath)
    Child: Um… You have to help me with my math!…
    Operator: Okay~ Tell me what the math is~ (drink)
    Child: …Okay. “Sixteen…”
    Operator: …Yeah…
    Child: “…take away eight…”
    Operator: …Un-huh…
    Child: …is what?
    Operator: You tell me, how much do you think it is?
    Child: …I dunno, “One?”
    Operator: …No… How old are you?
    Child: I’m only four.
    Operator: Four?
    Child: Yeah~
    Operator: …Yeah…What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (breath) (knock)
    Child: Um… Oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
    Operator: (laugh) 5 take away 5… and how much do you think that is?
    Child: …5.
    Woman: Johnny what are you doing?!
    Child: The policeman’s helping me with my math!
    Woman: What did I tell you about playin’ on the phone?
    Operator: Listen to her mother… (serious)
    Child: You said when I need help… to CALL SOMEBO…
    Woman: I didn’t mean the POLICE!!! (operator laugh:hehe, yo…)

    建议点击原链接收听。

    小生亲自撰写,还请多多指教。

    digg的文字明细和Youtube的画面明细较之都不是比较接近真实的。Youtube的”Math Call to 911″已删减,digg的”Math Homework 911 Call”好些,只是部分字符较之不接近真实。

  29. 時をかける述
    @9 years ago
    263613

    改正BUG版:

  30. 時をかける述
    @9 years ago
    263612

    @oioi: 而且我认为那个小孩是个女孩,因为最后那

    个接线男说的应该是“Listen to her mother.”

    !!!惊险!!!我刚才发现最后的2个写成Boy了……改正后再上传……

  31. 時をかける述
    @9 years ago
    263610

    而且是“传”……

    采集机器人下面的。

    这个视频当时我在Youtube上看的时候发现这简直不仅是太监版而且还是把张太监

    的大象安到李公公的咪咪上那种,不仅有截除还有不同位置的粘贴……以达到笑点,让观

    众们哈哈,基本上原声中的可能引起暂时冷场煞风景的他们全割了……

  32. 時をかける述
    @9 years ago
    263607

    Math Homework 911 Call

    A boy calls 911 to get help with is math homework.

    Quote

    Operator: (playback) 911 emergency.
    Child: Yeah I need some help.
    Operator: What’s the matter? What…
    Child: With my math.
    Operator: With your mouth?
    Child: No, with my math. I have to do it.
    Operator:Wh…
    Child:Will you help me?
    Operator: Sure. (breath) (knock) Where do you live? (serious)
    Child: …No with my math.
    Operator: Yeah I know. I… (cough) Where do you live though?
    Child: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone…
    Operator: (cough) No I can’t do that. I can (press) send someone else to help you.
    Child: …Okay, um…
    Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
    Child: …I have, I have take-aways.
    Operator: Oh you gotta do the take-aways?
    Child: Yeah.
    Operator: All right, what’s the problem? (breath)
    Child: Um… You have to help me with my math!…
    Operator: Okay~ Tell me what the math is~ (drink)
    Child: …Okay. “Sixteen…”
    Operator: …Yeah…
    Child: “…take away eight…”
    Operator: …Un-huh…
    Child: …is what?
    Operator: You tell me, how much do you think it is?
    Child: …I dunno, “One?”
    Operator: …No… How old are you?
    Child: I’m only four.
    Operator: Four?
    Child: Yeah~
    Operator: …Yeah…What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (breath) (knock)
    Child: Um… Oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
    Operator: (laugh) 5 take away 5… and how much do you think that is?
    Child: …5.
    Woman: Johnny what are you doing?!
    Boy: The policeman’s helping me with my math!
    Woman: What did I tell you about playin’ on the phone?
    Operator: Listen to her mother… (serious)
    Boy: You said when I need help… to CALL SOMEBO…
    Woman: I didn’t mean the POLICE!!! (operator laugh:hehe, yo…)

    建议点击原链接收听。

    小生亲自撰写,还请多多指教。

    digg的文字明细和Youtube的画面明细较之都不是比较接近真实的。Youtube的”Math Call to 911″已删减,digg的”Math Homework 911 Call”好些,只是部分字符较之不接近真实。

    收听原声请猛击此处:digg原链接音频

  33. 時をかける述
    @9 years ago
    263606

    @oioi:

    oioi你没有注意到哦?~这个视频在Youtube上早就有了,名字是"Math

     Call 911",是一个娱乐大众删减版,删减好多的!

    小生听了一下(好长时间……Logitech的佳音千里无线耳机配这个笔记本不知道有什么问题音质不好就开的功放)自己码了一份,这个时刻乃至到某个时间点我敢说没有比这份更接近真实。

    接下来放松:

  34. 263595

    @firecross: Nice Comments 采集机器人is Watching You

  35. firecross
    @9 years ago
    263593

    带字幕

  36. firecross
    @9 years ago
    263592

    Math Homework 911 Call

    http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XODMyMTcxOTY=.html

  37. 263587

    @時をかける述: 话说,原连接,就有字幕……囧

  38. 時をかける述
    @9 years ago
    263571

    @themoss: 恩恩 有几个阶段听得很清楚他在忍着气息………………

    话说上Youtube上搜索以下的话有字幕更确切版~

  39. 263570

    好萌~~

  40. themoss
    @9 years ago
    263569

    警察叔叔好像一直在忍着笑呢……后来妈妈说的那句“I didn’t mean the police!”的语调还真是典型的美剧里的调调啊……

  41. 時をかける述
    @9 years ago
    263546

    @君度: 米错米错,万一以后他真遇到什么事情想打的时候紧张地可能第一句话还是:“……………………我……我想让你教我数学………………”

  42. 時をかける述
    @9 years ago
    263542

    A boy calls 911 to get help with is math homework.
    Quote
    Operator: 911 emergencies.
    Boy: Yeah I need some help.
    Operator: What’s the matter?
    Boy: With my math.
    Operator: With your mouth?
    Boy: No with my math. I have to do… More ?
    Operator: 911 emergencies.
    Boy: Yeah I need some help.
    Operator: What’s the matter?
    Boy: With my math.
    Operator: With your mouth?
    Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
    Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
    Boy: No with my math.
    Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
    Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
    Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
    Boy: Okay.
    Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
    Boy: I have take aways.
    Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
    Boy: Yeah.
    Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
    Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
    Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
    Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
    Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
    Boy: I don’t know, 1.
    Operator: No. How old are you?
    Boy: I’m only 4.
    Operator: 4!
    Boy: Yeah.
    Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one.
    Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
    Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
    Boy: 5.
    Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
    Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
    Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
    Operator: It’s the mother…
    Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
    Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

  43. 時をかける述
    @9 years ago
    263539

    啊太可爱了不行了……

    “I’m ongly~ four~~~ > <”

  44. 君度
    @9 years ago
    263522

    妈妈的痛斥会对小P孩儿以后拨打991造成阴影的~那样就不好了嘛~

  45. 263514

    有谁能转换成MP3的?

  46. Conan06
    @9 years ago
    263509

    = =0 我特意来囧一个…
    这录音都被挖掘了出来…

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