This was a triumph.
I’m making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It’s hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there’s no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think i prefer to stay inside.
maybe you’ll find someone else
to help you.
maybe Black Mesa…
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this cake is great.
It’s so delicious and moist
look at me still talking when theres science to do
when i look out there
it makes me glad I’m not you
i’ve experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are
still alive.
扔老板脸上!
靠 这么这么快
吃饱了撑的
要是好吃的话 老板就欢迎大家一起丢了
地板, 还不如把坏心情写在上面,一口一口吃掉
除了扔老板脸上大概也没别的用处了吧……吃掉是很愚蠢的……
缺点:
1.不能潇洒的往桌上摔….
2.比一般的书面辞呈或者电子辞呈更贵….
3.辞呈递交后,全办公室成员将如同过节一般,而失去了同事的假惺惺送别…
@奶糖人: 还有一点:
4、如果老板对你的辞职或辞职信内容很抓狂的话,蛋糕的存在会恰好更能激起他发泄的念头,很大几率上,他会pia到你脸上。。
ps,这款蛋糕面积不小啊
懂得这样做的人,离成功不远了
把留言 写 煎蛋上
真是有想法,佩服,这个有意思
奶油小生…………
粉的尊素 好看啊~~
@奶糖人: you are right。
我觉得如果你心底愤恨想辞职但是后果很严重,要发泄的话就买这样一个蛋糕,然后吃了,心底就舒坦了。
我看成了煎蛋辞职书……
它的鞋子很猥亵
The Cake Is A Lie !
这种人是很能忍辱负重的啊~
我排cutekingkids
为什么大家都是想到发泄—_—|||
难道真的没有和平一些的离开么?
这个蛋糕好巨型………囧
话说这东西是用来在此人的欢送会上吃的?
@mt: 看了链接以后貌似这个做蛋糕的人本来就是准备和平的离开的
关于蛋糕和离开军工企业的诗一首:Still Alive by Jonathan Coulton
This was a triumph.
I’m making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It’s hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there’s no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think i prefer to stay inside.
maybe you’ll find someone else
to help you.
maybe Black Mesa…
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this cake is great.
It’s so delicious and moist
look at me still talking when theres science to do
when i look out there
it makes me glad I’m not you
i’ve experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are
still alive.
要我中了彩票之后,也这么做
@tv
这跟中彩票有虾米关系?~
囧.
比较抽象哒做法..
要是莪..
就一边手一个蛋糕…
先砸晕老板…
再砸晕自己…
⊙﹏⊙b
哎,这个小伙子心态满不错的呀
自己辞职了,请老板同事吃蛋糕庆祝一下,以后还是朋友
感觉小伙的打扮还是蛮 gayish 的……
他这个鞋子“`是做效果么?