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geek中毒测试

geek中毒测试
感谢冰山茶客童鞋投递,还请大家给予关怀。猛击进入测试

呃,这是一个全英文的测试,主要是面向那些深居简出的技术高手也就是geek们。大家不要怕英文太多,冰山茶客童鞋已经给我们翻译过来了,你只需要选择Yes/No 便能够得到结果。填写完毕后你会得到一个有趣的结果来判定你到底有多geek.(图,是我得到的结果,那个头像是它分配的,我不是MM = =||)

1.你现在是不是开着4个终端?
2.其中有两个以上的root权限?
3.卧室或者起居室里是不是有cisco?
4.你有没有一个真正意义上的男友/女友,老公/老婆
5.Ween最强,是不是?
6.你是不是读了好几遍《魔戒》?
7.你穿衣服前是不是要闻一闻?
8.你是不是(不在床上)在沙发上盖着被子睡了?
9.爱喝一口?
10.玩魔兽的时候是不是爱说"8 inch floppies r0x3r"
11.1s +h3r3 at least one word of l337 sp33k in 3v3ry email you send?
12.c4n u 7yp3 f4573r 1n l337?(这两条只能意会)
13.有没有试图将软件移植的不支持的系统上?
14.那样能成功么?
15.你是不是常常写脚本或者用cron来完成你的工作?
16.你还是处男(女)吗?
17.你为这个哭到睡着么?
18.你能基本上背过圣杯么?
19.你是不是有过三天不洗澡的时候?
20.有没有自己的域名?
21.拥有三台以上的电脑?
22.你是不是从来没有用肉眼看过其中的两台?
23.你知不知道我说的话,你l4m3r
24.是不是经常有人打电话问你可不可以周末去给他装Linux?
25.经常参加集会么?
26.你是不是认识web-cam 上广为流传的女人中的两个以上?
27.你是不是实际上遇到过web-cam 上你认为认识的女人呢?
28.蜘蛛侠能赢金刚狼么?
29.你跟你朋友讨论过上一个问题么?
30.在为一家失败的IT企业卖力么?

# Nice Comments 采集机器人
pchu 说:

只有29%……
ps: 15.你能像编程一样的处理工作吗?
Could you write scripts and set-up cron's to basically do your job?
应该是:
你是不是常常写脚本或者用cron来完成你的工作?

鸡蛋 说:

I am 50% Geek.
I may not be cool or good looking but I make mad dough.
Nerd, Freak, Geek, Dweeb. Sound familiar? That's okay, cause you will be the richest person at your 15th year high school reunion. If a "con" isn't happening that weekend.

看来还可以再安心极一段时间……这个测试不大本地化,中国人谁打l33t啊,路由器cisco太贵一般图便宜买能刷固件的netgear就不错了……如果这些测试本地化的话估计得分会高不少,深感惶恐深感惶恐
另外感慨一下,这年头hacker和geek这两个词好像不大好区分了


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TOTAL COMMENTS: 42+1

  1. 206071

    沙发!

    OO [0] XX [0]
  2. 掠海之风
    @8 years ago
    206072

    2

    OO [0] XX [0]
  3. 鸡蛋
    @8 years ago
    206073

    我觉得我是沙发中毒……自从那篇关于沙发的post以后

    OO [0] XX [0]
  4. 掠海之风
    @8 years ago
    206074

    我比快点。

    OO [0] XX [0]
  5. 206077

    只有29%……
    ps: 15.你能像编程一样的处理工作吗?
    Could you write scripts and set-up cron’s to basically do your job?
    应该是:
    你是不是常常写脚本或者用cron来完成你的工作?

    OO [0] XX [0]
  6. 鸡蛋
    @8 years ago
    206080

    I am 50% Geek.
    I may not be cool or good looking but I make mad dough.
    Nerd, Freak, Geek, Dweeb. Sound familiar? That’s okay, cause you will be the richest person at your 15th year high school reunion. If a “con” isn’t happening that weekend.

    看来还可以再安心极一段时间……这个测试不大本地化,中国人谁打l33t啊,路由器cisco太贵一般图便宜买能刷固件的netgear就不错了……如果这些测试本地化的话估计得分会高不少,深感惶恐深感惶恐
    另外感慨一下,这年头hacker和geek这两个词好像不大好区分了

    OO [1] XX [0]
  7. cohead
    @8 years ago
    206081

    geek们一定是玩Linux/Unix的么。。。?

    OO [1] XX [0]
  8. solocm
    @8 years ago
    206083

    @pchu: 对,是我翻译错了。请求更正!

    OO [0] XX [0]
  9. 冰山茶客
    @8 years ago
    206085

    对照日文翻译的,难免会出现偏差,加上本人功底欠火候。。。。

    OO [0] XX [0]
  10. 206094

    I am 31% Geek.

    You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the “normal” crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.

    OO [0] XX [0]
  11. ggarlic
    @8 years ago
    206120

    I am 41% Geek.

    Geek? Yes, but at least I got social skills.
    You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the “normal” crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.

    OO [0] XX [0]
  12. muzuiget
    @8 years ago
    206140

    I am 40% Geek.
    Geek? Yes, but at least I got social skills.
    You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the “normal” crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.

    OO [0] XX [0]
  13. daniancpp
    @8 years ago
    206142

    11.1s +h3r3 at least one word of l337 sp33k in 3v3ry email you send?
    12.c4n u 7yp3 f4573r 1n l337?(这两条只能意会)

    这2条就是传说中的“火星语”
    1=i 3=e 7=t 5=s 4=a and so on.
    11,is + here at least one word of leet speek in every email you send?
    每一封email都至少有一个字是火星语?
    12,can you type faster in leet?(用火星语或者internet行话打字很快?)

    ps: 1 4m 47% G33k.

    OO [0] XX [0]
  14. fooltiger
    @8 years ago
    206145

    @pchu:

    知道l337是什么就已经够GEEK了……

    OO [0] XX [0]
  15. Modacker
    @8 years ago
    206148

    I am 26% Geek.
    恩,我应该还不算是~

    OO [0] XX [0]
  16. fooltiger
    @8 years ago
    206160

    I am 42% Geek.

    我居然有这么GEEK
    太意外了……

    OO [0] XX [0]
  17. 206181

    I am 27% Geek.

    You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the “normal” crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.

    I know about l3375p33k, yet still 27% only. Crap!!

    OO [0] XX [0]
  18. SteamedFish
    @8 years ago
    206184

    I am 67% Geek.

    OO [0] XX [0]
  19. 206186

    @jc: I am 33% Geek.

    You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the “normal” crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.

    我一大堆问题都答no,为什么比你还高…

    OO [0] XX [0]
  20. 206189

    I am 24% Geek.

    You wanna be a geek. But you are not. Why would you even want to be one. You think it’s fun? Try writting an online test application at 1 am in your underwear.

    我是现有评论中最不像G33k的…神哪…我不想再在煎蛋混下去了…

    OO [0] XX [0]
  21. 靛海幽蓝
    @8 years ago
    206198

    I am 53% Geek.

    OO [0] XX [0]
  22. 206218

    I am 26% Geek.
    顶6L…

    OO [0] XX [0]
  23. WangEguo
    @8 years ago
    206231

    I am 42% Geek.
    You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the “normal” crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.

    OO [0] XX [0]
  24. 猎人
    @8 years ago
    206237

    I am 36% Geek.
    Geek? Yes, but at least I got social skills.
    You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the “normal” crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.

    OO [0] XX [0]
  25. 206238

    I am 14% Geek.
    I wish I was a Geek. But alas I am not. Damn.
    You wanna be a geek. But you are not. Why would you even want to be one. You think it’s fun? Try writting an online test application at 1 am in your underwear.

    OO [0] XX [0]
  26. 206240

    我22%,靠,好像没人比我低,damn!

    OO [0] XX [0]
  27. zx.longinus
    @8 years ago
    206243

    54%

    Nerd, Freak, Geek, Dweeb. Sound familiar? That’s okay, cause you will be the richest person at your 15th year high school reunion. If a “con” isn’t happening that weekend.

    完了,中毒太深了。

    OO [0] XX [0]
  28. alun.wk
    @8 years ago
    206251

    44%…

    OO [0] XX [0]
  29. 206279

    I am 59% Geek.
    Nerd, Freak, Geek, Dweeb. Sound familiar? That’s okay, cause you will be the richest person at your 15th year high school reunion. If a “con” isn’t happening that weekend.
    呜呜呜……面壁去了

    OO [0] XX [0]
  30. dfinger
    @8 years ago
    206283

    @鸡蛋:
    这位显然是个geek。。。

    OO [0] XX [0]
  31. 206310

    10.玩魔兽的时候是不是爱说”8 inch floppies r0x3r”———这是啥意思

    OO [0] XX [0]
  32. 206378

    i am gek…

    OO [0] XX [0]
  33. bones7456
    @8 years ago
    206383

    I am 42% Geek.
    Geek? Yes, but at least I got social skills.
    You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the “normal” crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.

    OO [0] XX [0]
  34. 206391

    我 26%

    OO [0] XX [0]
  35. wolfmei
    @8 years ago
    206479

    I am 21% Geek.

    OO [0] XX [0]
  36. 奶糖人
    @8 years ago
    206482

    I am 33% Geek.

    You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the “normal” crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.

    OO [0] XX [0]
  37. 206793

    I am 91% Geek.
    UBER GEEK! Your mad skills would make Linus Torvalds shake in his boots. But you seldom, if ever, get laid. Well, there are always the web-cam girls!

    OO [0] XX [0]
  38. 206846

    I am 100% Geek.

    UBER GEEK! Your mad skills would make Linus Torvalds shake in his boots. But you seldom, if ever, get laid. Well, there are always the web-cam girls!

    试了半天终于把100%试出来了…

    OO [0] XX [0]
  39. 206858

    终于知道真正美国的geek,都是玩linux的,都有很多电脑,都是处,而且都很闷骚,都喜欢玄幻小说,电脑技术都很好,但是永远都对自己的工作环境不满意,都喜欢在网上玩暧昧…

    其实我觉得跟中国geek一样,都很饥渴,只不过,他们比较有钱。

    OO [0] XX [0]
  40. 鸡蛋
    @8 years ago
    207097

    @SLY:
    不要告诉蛋蛋我抢了他的名字……

    OO [0] XX [0]
  41. Windfarer
    @8 years ago
    207110

    I am 71% Geek.

    Nerd, Freak, Geek, Dweeb. Sound familiar? That’s okay, cause you will be the richest person at your 15th year high school reunion. If a “con” isn’t happening that weekend.

    OO [0] XX [0]
  42. wandsea
    @8 years ago
    209219

    I am 54% Geek.I may not be cool or good looking but I make mad dough.Nerd, Freak, Geek, Dweeb. Sound familiar? That’s okay, cause I will be the richest person at my 15th year high school reunion. If a “con” isn’t happening that weekend.Take theGeek Test@ FualiDotCom

    OO [0] XX [0]

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