2008/12/14：
geek中毒测试
感谢冰山茶客童鞋投递，还请大家给予关怀。猛击进入测试
呃，这是一个全英文的测试，主要是面向那些深居简出的技术高手也就是geek们。大家不要怕英文太多，冰山茶客童鞋已经给我们翻译过来了，你只需要选择Yes/No 便能够得到结果。填写完毕后你会得到一个有趣的结果来判定你到底有多geek.(图，是我得到的结果，那个头像是它分配的，我不是MM = =||)
1.你现在是不是开着4个终端？
2.其中有两个以上的root权限？
3.卧室或者起居室里是不是有cisco？
4.你有没有一个真正意义上的男友/女友，老公/老婆
5.Ween最强，是不是？
6.你是不是读了好几遍《魔戒》？
7.你穿衣服前是不是要闻一闻？
8.你是不是（不在床上）在沙发上盖着被子睡了？
9.爱喝一口？
10.玩魔兽的时候是不是爱说"8 inch floppies r0x3r"
11.1s +h3r3 at least one word of l337 sp33k in 3v3ry email you send?
12.c4n u 7yp3 f4573r 1n l337?（这两条只能意会）
13.有没有试图将软件移植的不支持的系统上？
14.那样能成功么？
15.你是不是常常写脚本或者用cron来完成你的工作？
16.你还是处男（女）吗？
17.你为这个哭到睡着么？
18.你能基本上背过圣杯么？
19.你是不是有过三天不洗澡的时候？
20.有没有自己的域名？
21.拥有三台以上的电脑？
22.你是不是从来没有用肉眼看过其中的两台？
23.你知不知道我说的话，你l4m3r
24.是不是经常有人打电话问你可不可以周末去给他装Linux？
25.经常参加集会么？
26.你是不是认识web-cam 上广为流传的女人中的两个以上？
27.你是不是实际上遇到过web-cam 上你认为认识的女人呢？
28.蜘蛛侠能赢金刚狼么？
29.你跟你朋友讨论过上一个问题么？
30.在为一家失败的IT企业卖力么？
# Nice Comments 采集机器人
pchu 说:
只有29%……
ps: 15.你能像编程一样的处理工作吗？
Could you write scripts and set-up cron's to basically do your job?
应该是：
你是不是常常写脚本或者用cron来完成你的工作？
鸡蛋 说:
I am 50% Geek.
I may not be cool or good looking but I make mad dough.
Nerd, Freak, Geek, Dweeb. Sound familiar? That's okay, cause you will be the richest person at your 15th year high school reunion. If a "con" isn't happening that weekend.看来还可以再安心极一段时间……这个测试不大本地化，中国人谁打l33t啊，路由器cisco太贵一般图便宜买能刷固件的netgear就不错了……如果这些测试本地化的话估计得分会高不少，深感惶恐深感惶恐
另外感慨一下，这年头hacker和geek这两个词好像不大好区分了
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沙发！
2
我觉得我是沙发中毒……自从那篇关于沙发的post以后
我比快点。
只有29%……
ps: 15.你能像编程一样的处理工作吗？
Could you write scripts and set-up cron’s to basically do your job?
应该是：
你是不是常常写脚本或者用cron来完成你的工作？
I am 50% Geek.
I may not be cool or good looking but I make mad dough.
Nerd, Freak, Geek, Dweeb. Sound familiar? That’s okay, cause you will be the richest person at your 15th year high school reunion. If a “con” isn’t happening that weekend.
看来还可以再安心极一段时间……这个测试不大本地化，中国人谁打l33t啊，路由器cisco太贵一般图便宜买能刷固件的netgear就不错了……如果这些测试本地化的话估计得分会高不少，深感惶恐深感惶恐
另外感慨一下，这年头hacker和geek这两个词好像不大好区分了
geek们一定是玩Linux/Unix的么。。。？
@pchu: 对，是我翻译错了。请求更正！
对照日文翻译的，难免会出现偏差，加上本人功底欠火候。。。。
I am 31% Geek.
You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the “normal” crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.
I am 41% Geek.
Geek? Yes, but at least I got social skills.
You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the “normal” crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.
I am 40% Geek.
Geek? Yes, but at least I got social skills.
You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the “normal” crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.
11.1s +h3r3 at least one word of l337 sp33k in 3v3ry email you send?
12.c4n u 7yp3 f4573r 1n l337?（这两条只能意会）
这2条就是传说中的“火星语”
1＝i 3=e 7=t 5=s 4=a and so on.
11,is + here at least one word of leet speek in every email you send?
每一封email都至少有一个字是火星语？
12,can you type faster in leet?(用火星语或者internet行话打字很快？)
ps: 1 4m 47％ G33k.
@pchu:
知道l337是什么就已经够GEEK了……
I am 26% Geek.
恩，我应该还不算是～
I am 42% Geek.
我居然有这么GEEK
太意外了……
I am 27% Geek.
You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the “normal” crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.
I know about l3375p33k, yet still 27% only. Crap!!
I am 67% Geek.
@jc: I am 33% Geek.
You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the “normal” crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.
我一大堆问题都答no,为什么比你还高…
I am 24% Geek.
You wanna be a geek. But you are not. Why would you even want to be one. You think it’s fun? Try writting an online test application at 1 am in your underwear.
我是现有评论中最不像G33k的…神哪…我不想再在煎蛋混下去了…
I am 53% Geek.
I am 26% Geek.
顶6L…
I am 42% Geek.
You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the “normal” crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.
I am 36% Geek.
Geek? Yes, but at least I got social skills.
You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the “normal” crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.
I am 14% Geek.
I wish I was a Geek. But alas I am not. Damn.
You wanna be a geek. But you are not. Why would you even want to be one. You think it’s fun? Try writting an online test application at 1 am in your underwear.
我22%，靠，好像没人比我低，damn！
54%
Nerd, Freak, Geek, Dweeb. Sound familiar? That’s okay, cause you will be the richest person at your 15th year high school reunion. If a “con” isn’t happening that weekend.
完了，中毒太深了。
44%…
I am 59% Geek.
Nerd, Freak, Geek, Dweeb. Sound familiar? That’s okay, cause you will be the richest person at your 15th year high school reunion. If a “con” isn’t happening that weekend.
呜呜呜……面壁去了
@鸡蛋:
这位显然是个geek。。。
10.玩魔兽的时候是不是爱说”8 inch floppies r0×3r”———这是啥意思
i am gek…
I am 42% Geek.
Geek? Yes, but at least I got social skills.
You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the “normal” crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.
我 26%
I am 21% Geek.
I am 33% Geek.
You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the “normal” crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.
I am 91% Geek.
UBER GEEK! Your mad skills would make Linus Torvalds shake in his boots. But you seldom, if ever, get laid. Well, there are always the web-cam girls!
I am 100% Geek.
UBER GEEK! Your mad skills would make Linus Torvalds shake in his boots. But you seldom, if ever, get laid. Well, there are always the web-cam girls!
试了半天终于把100%试出来了…
终于知道真正美国的geek，都是玩linux的，都有很多电脑，都是处，而且都很闷骚，都喜欢玄幻小说，电脑技术都很好，但是永远都对自己的工作环境不满意，都喜欢在网上玩暧昧…
其实我觉得跟中国geek一样，都很饥渴，只不过，他们比较有钱。
@SLY:
不要告诉蛋蛋我抢了他的名字……
I am 71% Geek.
Nerd, Freak, Geek, Dweeb. Sound familiar? That’s okay, cause you will be the richest person at your 15th year high school reunion. If a “con” isn’t happening that weekend.
I am 54% Geek.
Nerd, Freak, Geek, Dweeb. Sound familiar? That’s okay, cause I will be the richest person at my 15th year high school reunion. If a “con” isn’t happening that weekend.Take theGeek Test@ FualiDotCom