搜索引擎说唱大对决（一）MSN Vs. Google

英国卫报都报道了这个由三段视频组成的网站，里面三个歌手诡异的外形实在多人二目。鄙人斗胆（大致意思不变）改成中文，直接开始！
第一轮，MSN对决Google


Google先手：（再下斗胆翻译，原文后注）
你的新系统实在无人问津
仅有的用户还是电脑自带更新
跟我比你就是郁闷的蓝色
我的死忠粉丝叫我Google Yes Sir
我连接网络，我有的是链接
S-E-O给我带来n多津贴
聪明的人愿意跟我干
被挖墙角与我何干
我的邮箱敢比美女的引力
6G容量你只能给我垫底
有所市场你点四
我六
引擎说唱已经结束咯～

MSN接招：

你桶（Youtube）花了你二十亿美子
搜索方面还是个跛子
你的标志真丑
还不如幼童随手
你的名字像山歌（原文是poddle，卷毛狗）
你的网络app根本不工作
没有人关心没有人用
你只是搜索才有用
我有平台我有IE
我有360我有游戏
挖我的角哈？这有个消息
我买下FB（facebook）他挖你的小秘
你的用户迅速离你而去你知为何？
因为搜索结果显示维基百科！

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Google:
Your new system hasnt gotten many users
They only use Vista cuz it came on their computers
Step to me - Ill wrestle you blue
My dyslexic fans, they call me "El Goog"
Well connected - i got crazy links
S-E-O just means what google thinks
Smart people, they wanna work for me
That's why I jack you for your employees
Gmails got females - on fire like foxes
i'm six gigs deep, up in their inboxes
Search market share: 4% you
68 me. this battle rap is through

MSN:
You bought Youtube for 2 billion bucks
He bought Youtube, the search still sucks
Your icon's a joke - it's just a doodle
Your name sounds like a baby retard poodle
Youre net apps - they're slow- they dont work,
nobody uses them, they go for the search
I own your platform, I own IE,
I own all degrees of the game, 3-60
You steal my people? heres the stor-y
I buy Facebook and jack your employees
You might have users, but they'll soon be leavin ya
cuz your search results say search Wikipedia ₪