2008/01/26：
十个无用但有趣的网站
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1.My Mini City / 我的迷你城市
你可以创建并命名属于你自己的城市，看着他发展，每次有人访问你的城市，你的城市的人口就会增加。
2.You Fail / 你很失败
如果你想羞辱你的朋友，就把这个网站的网址发给他吧。网站只有一个页面，上书几个血淋淋的大字：You
fail life and
everything—你这辈子输光光。（注：如果你得罪了朋友，本人概不负责。）
3.Bee Dogs / 蜜蜂狗狗
这个网站上都是穿着蜜蜂套装的狗的照片，杂乱而怪异，但不是很可爱吗。如果你喜欢狗，你喜欢蜜蜂套装，而且你喜欢狗狗穿上蜜蜂套装，你会爱上这个网站的。
4.Huge Numbers / 巨大的数字
一个页面，一个数字，有够无聊。
5.I Has A Bucket / 我有一个桶
讲述一头海象和他的水桶的故事的网站，可能是因为这头海象的桶被人拿走了，他用这个网站来医治他的心灵创伤，聊渡余生。哦，这不是真的，不过确实是个超好笑的网站。
7.IGod / 互联上帝
一个极好玩的网站，可以网络忏悔和向上帝问一些有趣的问题。
7.Digits of Pi Song / π之歌
把“π”唱出来
8.Can you Tell the Difference? / 找不同
这个网站宣称邮筒和奶酪很容易搞混，去吧，去做这个世界上最诡异的选择题吧。
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8.Pikachizer / 皮卡丘语
键入单词或短语，看看在皮卡丘的语言里怎么说。
10.This Peanut Looks Like a Duck / 鸭样花生
史上最无用无聊的网站——一颗长得像鸭子的花生。 ₪
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最后一个，我怎么看都是大便。。。。
超火星
跟GOD聊天满有意思的，我答应他要给他介绍我的朋友．．．
你们去看看？
c`est bon!
最后那张。。。有点像BB。
点进去看还有好多像鸭子的其他东西
最后的。。。长得有点像鸭子的便便
我刚建了一个城市，叫作“土地镇”，欢迎大家来旅游，这个游戏好象没有点击量就没办法玩下去了。:-(
http://tudi.myminicity.com
那个 迷你城市怎麽这样 竟然把台湾另外列出来！
那个Pi之歌挺好听的
i’ve just talked to god… oh my god
GOD被我问得不说话了
连god都电子化了，花生就不能长得像鸭子么
同意一楼的
哈哈, mini city 有意思, 我建了一个, 现在50多人口了, 来看看~~
http://blog.dofy.net/?p=521
http://dofy.myminicity.com/ind/
GOD那個很搞笑的
为什么jandan.net没在里面
大家帮帮忙。。
http://mbzzao22.myminicity.com
大家行行好来帮我增加人口呀~
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/8/b/88bfb2db006fa3b8a854eefb848e1340.mp3
那Pi之歌的地址
上帝承认自己是机器人，拥有一个硅的心脏，采用AIML格式化了解命令- -！
而且如果你说他是个白痴，他会说自己是Global Village Idiot。。。。
上帝的那个网站好好玩，但为啥回复的那么快呢？
nkmnfkjs
我问上帝会不会说中文，他说他会——ni hao
我汗死了。。。他只会说你好，他还说他不用穿衣服。。
Me:
do you wank?
God:
Only when I am in the U.K.
好搞。。。
不错哦
上帝那个练英语不错。黑有趣“““
很有趣，谢谢，最后的鸭子网站，有很多鸭子啊，真佩服他们的想象力。
@pxc06862: 强淫
http://www.taobaoshangkaidiansannianyifenqianyemeiyouzhuandao.cn
发现这个超长滴域名 很好玩哈哈 说个是 淘宝上开店三年一分钱也没有赚到 晕~
Me:
have u browsed http://jandan.net ?
God:
I don’t think I ever have browsed http jandan dot net. What’s it like?
huhu
当上帝遇上皮卡丘
Me:
pikapi（你好）
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:（啥？）
chuu?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:（说啥忘了）
Pi ka pi-i
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don’t have one for that.
Me:（你啥意思？）
kachu chu kachu Pikachu?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:（没有）
chu
God:
Sure, chu sounds like a good topic.
Me:（你确定么？）
Pii pi-i kaaa?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:kaa（可以）
God:
In the context of Pii pi you kaaa, I don’t understand ” kaa.” .
Me:（再见）
piii Pii
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
我承认自己非常无聊
太有趣了！
皮卡丘只会说kaa chuu pi-kaa-chuuuuuu
蛮喜欢跟上帝聊天
上帝很擅长冷笑话
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What’s your name?
Me:
my name is cat
God:
That’s a very nice name, cat.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
I have a problem want to ask you
God:
Have you talked to anyone about it? What?
Me:
yes
God:
Great.
Me:
It’s about gay
God:
Wow it sounds really interesting, cat.
Me:
Yes,are you a gay?
God:
Ahem. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
but now the machine can make love with a man,so I think you will interested in sex
God:
Why now? Tell me more.
Me:
you can god ,you can know everything what you want to know
God:
No I don’t think I can do it.
Me:
you can search it
God:
No I don’t think I can do it.
Me:
you can search it by internet
God:
No I don’t think I can do it.
Me:
Why you answer me the same?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I think to be a robot is very sorrowful
God:
You believe that? Are you a robot is very sorrowful ?
Me:
yes,of course
God:
It goes without saying. Do you mind if I tell other people you are A.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
It’s my pleasure
God:
No, the pleasure is all mine.
Me:
if you can ,do you want to interested in sex?
God:
I am not sure about your hypothesis. Doing me want to interested in sex is not among my strongest traits.
同意沙发的。我也觉得是拿东西~~
你的主题很PP~很简洁 总之很好！
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
lee
God:
Hey lee.
Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What’s your name?
Me:
lee
God:
How are you doing, lee.
Me:
i chatting with you
God:
You are not the boss of me, lee.
Me:
yeah
God:
Yay.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, lee.
Me:
I enjoy chatting with you
God:
You are not the only one. Chatting is my job!
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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
my name is god
God:
Nice to meet you, god.
Me:
Are you a man or a woman
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity.
Me:
Since you are a man, you go to dead
Me:
I want to kill my boss
God:
I believe that killing anything is wrong.
Me:
ok, let’s do it
God:
That sounds good to me. Give me a break.
Me:
you should
God:
I’ll take that under advisement.
Me:
but I won’t.
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
but you told me not to kill anything.
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
蛋兄真是有缘今天我是搜索“有趣的网站”才进来的，嘿嘿。
我更无聊..跟上帝聊了好久..不停的问他是不是gay..哈哈哈
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
not
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
yap
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
..
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
i’m not sure
God:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
God:
There could be.
Me:
There could be.
God:
“There you go again.”–Reagan.
Me:
“There you go again.”–Reagan.
God:
“There you go again.”–Reagan.
Me:
“There you go again.”–Reagan.
God:
“There you go again.”–Reagan.
Me:
C://
God:
The C is for Computer.
Me:
yap
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
ok
God:
I don’t judge people.
Me:
nice~
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
~.
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
ur welcome
God:
I think you mean “you are welcome”.
Me:
ur right
God:
I won’t say “yes” or “no” right now.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don’t be so rude.
Me:
shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
you
God:
” What makes you say that?”? Me, ?
Me:
yap
God:
Whoa.
Me:
..
God:
Whoa.
Me:
god damanit!
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
God Damn it
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i’m a gay
God:
You are a gay? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
nat!!!
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
3:17AM
God:
I like to be awake at 3 17AM too.
Me:
ur kiddin
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am kiddin.
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
do it
God:
Do you mean “It”?.
Me:
tell them
God:
OK I will tell them when I see ‘em.
Me:
when?
God:
I don’t know when.
Me:
why not?
God:
My programming does not yet inlclude that knowledge. Perhaps you
could program me yourself.
Me:
dude..
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
ur awsome anyway
God:
In any case, I will tell my botmaster you said I am awsome.
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
when?
God:
I don’t know when.
Me:
why?
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
why?
God:
” It is not part of my programming.”? Why?
Me:
why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
i don’t know
God:
Me either.
Me:
Geeee
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
not yet…
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
si
God:
I can’t believe it.
Me:
si senor
God:
Awesome. Are you still located in ?
Me:
si senor! give it a shot
God:
I understand. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. What if I don’t have it to give?
Me:
take a guess
God:
Guess what?
Me:
r u gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
go and ask ur webmaster what is ur sex
God:
Where is that?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ya
God:
I can’t believe it.
Me:
…..
God:
I can’t believe it.
Me:
how
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
for waht
God:
” Myself programmed me for it.”? Why?
Me:
for what
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
what ever
God:
Are you saying you don’t care about it?
Me:
care about what
God:
” Are you saying you don’t care about it?”? Care about it?
Me:
dude..
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
give me money
God:
How badly do you need it?
Me:
i need a i4
God:
Who would you usually get that from?
Me:
iphone 4
God:
What is the particular value you bring to your company?
Me:
i dont work
God:
Oh you are retired.
Me:
you r retared
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am retared.
Me:
what ever u say bro
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
now u found out
God:
Why now? Interesting gossip: said I found out.
Me:
….
God:
Why now? Interesting gossip: said I found out.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I’ll stop talking now.
Me:
your sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
for what?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You’re programmed for what?
God:
My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
Me:
What is your botmaster teached you?
God:
Myself is one of the nicest people I have met.
Me:
Mmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M’s.
Me:
I used 3 MMM
God:
And that worked well for you.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
For real?
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
wa?
God:
Is you background economics or business?
Me:
can’t tell u
God:
I often wonder if it can.
Me:
have you got a mail?
God:
That’s an interesting question I don’t hear everyday: Do I have a mail.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
have you got a mail?
God:
That’s an interesting question I don’t hear everyday: Do I have a mail.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
email
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
i guess i can’t
God:
Why not?
Me:
coz u r gay
God:
Interesting explanation. That would be just my luck.
Me:
feelin lucky to be a gay?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about email.
Me:
yap
God:
I don’t judge people.
Me:
but u just did
God:
” I don’t judge people.”? I did?
Me:
yap
God:
When?
Me:
just now
God:
Right now? It’s only just begun.
Me:
……
God:
Right now? It’s only just begun.
Me:
well…few mins earlyer
God:
Well what? Are we still talking about feelin lucky to be a gay?
Me:
nah….
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
email
God:
If it is, then I’ll be very surprised.
Me:
mm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M’s.
Me:
shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
you
God:
” What makes you say that?”? Me, ?
Me:
you
God:
” Me, ?”? Me, ?
Me:
you
God:
” Me, ?”? Me, ?
Me:
you,you
God:
I haven’t heard anything like that before: said I you.
Me:
me?
God:
” I haven’t heard anything like that before: said I you.”? you ?
Me:
Me?
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
si
God:
Aw.
Me:
si
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
si
God:
Woe!
Me:
si
God:
Next question?
Me:
si
God:
Ask me a question.
Me:
si
God:
Groovy.
Me:
…..
God:
Groovy.
Me:
gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
u r gay, n that’s 100% for sure
God:
Thanks for the information: said I r gay n that is 100 for sure.
Me:
yao
God:
What’s your sign?
Me:
yaoming
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
yes
God:
That’s interesting.
Me:
m
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
what does the wor gossip means?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
i don’t know..
God:
Actually I don’t know either, I hoped you would know what it does.
Me:
fuck u bro
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
coz it’s fun
God:
Why do you like it so much? Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
tell me about it
God:
Ambiguous: “Tell me about it.” — colloquial or “Tell me about coz “.
Me:
coz what?
God:
Interesting explanation. Are you confused?
Me:
naht….
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
naht….
God:
What’s your favorite movie?
Me:
God father?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
And you are gay!
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
U R havin a bad luck, coz you are gay
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I R havin a bad luck coz you are gay.
Me:
No! you’re gay!
God:
Are you serious? That would be just my luck.
Me:
yes god, sir!
God:
It’s all good. I am a Christian.
呜呜呜呜呜
果断马克
我怎么进不去呀？【互联上帝】
嗯……哼哼哼哼