2007/12/26：
中国总机，电话中的战斗机
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曾经有个东西叫网络实名，它向企业收费而主动给网民免费安装实名插件，但是大家不喜欢被强奸，于是它被广大淫民抛弃了。
曾经有个东西叫搜索关键字，它向网站收费向网民展示付费广告，结果大家只见广告不见内容。
曾经有个东西叫中文网址，现在成了玉米商的炒作道具。
曾经还有很多很多的流氓产品，它们无一不以强奸大众意愿为目的，于是我们的生活里全是厚颜无耻的广告，公车里，楼梯间，电梯里，的士后座，一遍一遍一遍的重复。
Now，又有一个名字很流氓的服务出现了——中国总机电话实名。恐怖吧？好在它似乎不是流氓不是广告，根据介绍，忘记某某电话的时候，只需要拨打400-810-0100，报上某某的“电话实名”，就可以转过去了。
听起来很振奋人心，这样我们就可以不用打114或者收费的160了。但是中国人那么多，汉字那么少，重名了怎么办？下面来个场景模拟：
蛋友(拨400-810-0100后)：嗨喽~
中国总机(以下简称总机)：嗨喽~嚎熬油~嚎肚油肚~奈斯吐蜜球…
蛋友：喂？
总机：请问你找谁？报上电话实名。
蛋友：我想找煎蛋…
(嘟~嘟~嘟~)
我想找煎蛋：你好，我们是我想找煎蛋公司…(电话被蛋友挂掉)
蛋友(再拨400-810-0100)：…
总机：请报上电话实名。
蛋友：煎蛋
(嘟~嘟~嘟~)
煎蛋：你好，我们是煎蛋公司。我们的最新推出产品有煎蛋饼、煎蛋挞、煎蛋拌面…(电话又被蛋友挂掉)
…… ……
蛋友(十分钟后，直接拨sein电话)：喂！！！
sein：咩系？
蛋友：你们电话实名是多少？？？
sein(扭捏)：是我的邮箱地址...
蛋友：啊？实名为什么不是煎蛋？
sein：木办法啊。煎蛋、煎蛋1、煎蛋2、煎蛋12、煎蛋123…全被人注册了...
蛋友：那为什么不用网址，jandan.net也好记点吧？
sein：没用的，jandan.net、www.jandan.net、http://www.jandan.net 都被人抢注了- -
(蛋友吐血倒地)
当然了，以上情节纯属虚构，因为电话实名目前都是中文名称。但是只要大家不用公司全称(这个名字一般不会重合)，出现重复实名的情况肯定存在，先抢注到的公司，肯定会经常接到莫名其妙的电话。另一种情况是，电话实名的电话本身就够长的，与其去记400-810-0100这十位数字再加数个汉字，是不是干脆在手机里存上对方电话更方便呢？
#注：“中国总机电话实名”是以企业的“公司名称”、“品牌”、 “商标”、 “产品名称”、“行业名称”等作为标识的一种现代化的中文通信方式。用户只需记住企业的“电话实名”，拨打4008100100，转接企业的“电话实名”，即可与企业通话。
广告好
1.sein很悠闲…
2.很广告…
生存之本
赚钱的工具….应该是敛财的工具。
中国的广告是太多了，没有清静的地方
这个是软文？
@xorms 恩~
为广大Blogger提供边骂边赚钱的机会是这种东西唯一的存在意义。
@ikaika 您太英明了哈
不过，貌似我没有骂它，只是小调戏了一下而已 - -
觉得这种服务没什么前途……我愿意和他们的老板赌一毛钱。
煎蛋写这种东西得拿多少现大洋阿？
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这样可不好，大家都给煎蛋贡献，可是却写软文来赚money，其实要赚钱有很多办法滴。
不过这个倒是跟cctv配合的很好，今天cctv2的《财富故事会》刚刚报道了一个“绿线”10101010.哈哈。跟这个貌似是一个东东。
这群SB中国人不知道在搞啥,莫名其妙!
打开中国总机网页，发现病毒。。。
haha，煎蛋也开始学习网不易一样搞笑了，恩，我终于现身了，还有，我用safari才打开了煎蛋，IE怎么打不开呢？？？
很无聊的东西…唉
“种现代化的中文通信方式”。。。。
真好意思。。。。
很明显 不符合精确查找的原则
很明显 不符合精确查找的原则
以及ID的唯一性
这我是第一次听到 hehe 我觉得概念蛮好的 也比114实用
煎蛋编的对话挺逗的 但其实不必担心啦 想想企业为什么要投钱上去 几千块一年
他们是2005年起来的 没推广开是不可能有市场的 可能还要先多烧点钱
抢注风暴 又会来临了
己过去数月，仍未见风暴，估计己没什么戏了。
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